“FromSoftware and the Art of Pain”

Everyone’s talking about the new Elden Ring DLC leaks, and honestly, FromSoftware never misses when it comes to mysterious expansions.
Apparently, we’re getting new PvP arenas, lore-heavy side bosses, and maybe even mounts that can talk to the player. Imagine your spectral steed roasting you every time you die “Another cliff, really?”
FromSoft could literally add a talking rock that kills you in one hit, and people (including me) would still pre-order it. That’s how deep they’ve got us in their chokehold.